No Courtwarming: F – Extremely disappointing to the girls’ basketball team and other girls’ winter sports.
Snow: D – If we’re going to get snow, at the very least it could snow enough for us to have a snow day.
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Victoria’s Secret sweats and yoga pants: A – You can never go wrong with these sweats; they are incredibly comfortable.
New Televisions: D – No one really understands what these are for, where the money is coming from, or why the display case on the second floor of Main is so inconveniently placed.
Hats: B – Hats are convenient when you’re outside trying to keep warm, but are not meant to be worn inside buildings.
Girls’ basketball team: A – Congratulations to the Varsity girls’ basketball team on all your success.